From the mouths of babes

Tommy, to me, last night as he was getting in the bath (and had just looked at my eyelash curler):

"Can you at least make yourself look like a real woman? Put on lipstick, curl your eyelashes, do a hairdo and put on a pretty dress!"

Lulu, to me last night as she was getting out of the bath:

"Mommy, I adore you!"  (Then kissed me all over my face.)