In the car, with Tommy's friend:
Friend: "Classical music is better than pop music. Pop music is to annoy old people. That's why there is so much swearing in it. Old people don't like swearing."
Tommy: "OH, you should meet my Grandpa."
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From the backseat, T: "Mom, what do Presidents do when they are done being presidents?"
Me: babble about fixing world problems and starting foundations; then explaining that a speaking engagement by Tommy wouldn't raise quite the same sums...
T: "Anyone but Trump, Mom!"
Me: "What do you know about Trump?"
T: "I talked about him with Grandpa. He says the republican candidates are heinous."
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Tommy got a haircut under duress and later said, "It seems like I got a haircut because YOU wanted me to, but it's MY body!"
Friend: "Classical music is better than pop music. Pop music is to annoy old people. That's why there is so much swearing in it. Old people don't like swearing."
Tommy: "OH, you should meet my Grandpa."
***
From the backseat, T: "Mom, what do Presidents do when they are done being presidents?"
Me: babble about fixing world problems and starting foundations; then explaining that a speaking engagement by Tommy wouldn't raise quite the same sums...
T: "Anyone but Trump, Mom!"
Me: "What do you know about Trump?"
T: "I talked about him with Grandpa. He says the republican candidates are heinous."
***
Tommy got a haircut under duress and later said, "It seems like I got a haircut because YOU wanted me to, but it's MY body!"
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